Steve: [00:00:00] Warning, 30 Screams or Less may contain spoilers about movies that have recently been released. If you haven’t seen the movie, go watch it, come back and enjoy the show. Or, if you don’t want to waste your time watching the movie and rather have two random horror dudes, watch it for you. We got you covered as well. This episode contains themes of human trafficking. Listener discretion is advised.
Steve: Welcome everyone to 30 Screams or Less, a podcast where we review a horror movie in 30 minutes or less, so you don’t have to waste [00:01:00] your time potentially watching a bad movie. Today’s film we’re gonna be reviewing is an exclusive to Shudder. It’s a Danish film called Speak No Evil.
And I assure you we are not affiliated with Shudder in any way. There’s just a ton of solid horror movies on there right, Corey?
Corey: I’m trying to get them to sponsor this piece of shit
Steve: Yeah what did we do? We hit ’em up on Twitter and they were just like, well, maybe.
Corey: Yeah, they’re . Apparently talking to their social media team about doing stuff for us.
Steve: Could you imagine? That’d be absurd.
Corey: Yeah. I’m not holding my breath, but it’d be pretty sick if they did.
Steve: Well, fuck me, I was holding my breath
Corey: Well, don’t do that. You’re old. You might die
Steve: I like to think I could hold my breath for a while.
Corey: So speaking of pieces of shit, that Avatar movie I was hearing that, uh, they had to do some sort of training on how to hold their breath underwater.
Steve: Really?
Corey: And, uh, Sigourney Weaver had to hold her breath for I think seven minutes.
Steve: Jesus. Why?
Corey: I don’t know. They
train with, They train with like military people or something on how to do this.
Steve: There’s no point to be holding your breath that long. I’m sure it’s a nice skill [00:02:00] to have, but why do you have to learn that to be in a friggin CGI movie?
Corey: I don’t know.
Steve: Yeah, I don’t know either. I love the first avatar. Second one I haven’t seen yet, but it’s also well over three hours. I don’t know if I wanna waste my time.
Corey: I’m gonna wait till I can steal it.
Steve: Hey, we have be careful with that man, because you don’t even know who’s listening. They’d be like, oh, there’s a pirate here.
Corey: Come find me
Steve: Oh God, come at me, bro. Okay, so today’s movie, we’re gonna be reviewing Speak No Evil. Like I said, Danish movie, exclusively to Shudder. It’s drama, horror thriller. That’s basically what I got out of it. It’s like those three mixed together. Directed by, and I’m about to butcher some names here because this is a Danish film and their names are something.
Okay, so hear me out here. All right. So directed by Christian Tafdrup. I think I got that one. Okay, now starring Morten Burian, Sidsel Siem Koch, Fedja van Huêt, and Karina Smulders. At least I could get that [00:03:00] one.
Corey: I think you did pretty good.
Steve: You think I did good?
All right. Well,
Corey: I’m pretty sure that’s, that’s all accurate compared to, you know what I’m reading right now. I think you nailed it.
Steve: Oh, thank you. I think I did. I thought I did. All right. You know what I do, like in my normal job, my day-to-day job, if I have to talk to people on the phone and they have these crazy names, I go on Google and I just like, all right, I gotta figure out how to read their name.
There’s like this one friggin site that their sole purpose is to tell you how to pronounce names. I think it’s pronouncenames.com. Something weird.
Corey: I’m glad you’re experienced then.
Steve: Yeah, I am like a season veteran when it comes to trying to pronounce names. Okay, so now that we got that craziness here, the director is primarily known for shorts, films, TV series, things like that.
It looks like this is their first attempt at horror. I personally liked it, but I think we’re gonna get into that right now. So 30 Screams or Less starts right now. Corey, you love this movie and you’ve said this to me before and we were like, you know what? We have to review this thing. So I’m gonna let you start, go for [00:04:00] it.
Corey: So I watched this movie pretty much the day it dropped because I frequent the horror subreddit on Reddit and they posted the trailer for this movie, and I knew right away that it was something I wanted to watch. So the day it came out, I watched it and I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie that made it difficult for me to fall asleep that day. It was just a slow burn movie. I hate to say it, but not much happened till like basically the third act.
Steve: Yeah, this movie, it was really a slow burn. And to kind of give a little background on this movie, I’ll give you a little synopsis. So movie starts off with a Danish couple named Bjørn and Louise and their daughter Agnes, on vacation where they befriend a Dutch couple. Patrick and Karin and their son Abel.
Karin invites the Danish couple and their daughter to vacation at their home back in the Dutch countryside in Holland. From there they go to like the vacation home, they’re having a good time, but things start to get a little weird along the way. This is where the whole slow burn comes in play.
But I will let you know, [00:05:00] portions of this movie are in Danish language, while others are in English, but they keep subtitles on the whole time, which I thought was odd. Did you notice that?
Corey: I did it really stuck out to me when. They were sitting down at dinner that one night, and Karin started yelling at the daughter Agnes, and there were no subtitles, but she was yelling at her in Danish, so I had no idea what was happening. But Louise just looks at her and she’s like, stop telling my daughter what to do.
Steve: Yep and I think that’s actually where it’s started to turn like, okay, now you’re starting to really see the maliciousness of these people. I think that’s where it kicked into overdrive. But I’ve noticed that too. Actually at the beginning when I saw the names and stuff, I’m like, oh, it’s gonna be in different language cuz I have a gripe when it comes to foreign movies. They’re great movies, but I feel like I have to watch subtitles the whole time to understand what they’re saying. I feel like I’m missing the rest of it. It can be distracting for me.
Corey: So I, I totally agree with you. I love watching foreign films though, because, most of the time they show a lot of shit that you’ll never see in a, in American film.
Steve: One hundred percent.
Corey: Like this movie. But like you said, I [00:06:00] think it’s stranding on the eyes, cuz for me, I’m like looking at the bottom of the screen the whole time and I’m not really seeing what’s going on on the screen itself.
and it
kind of fucks with my eyes too.
Steve: Oh, it fucks with your eyes. Okay. So I’m not the only one. I mean, yeah, when I’m watching it’s just like I’m looking and it kind of just losing it. It’s either I can focus on one thing or the other. I can’t simply just read and watch at the same time. It sucks because a lot of foreign movies are great and they often are made there and then are remade for us American audiences. It sucks because like I want to be able to watch those. Maybe I just need to learn a second and third language,
Corey: Well, you
Steve: I can just save myself the trouble.
Corey: You did pretty good reading those names.
Steve: Hey, okay, so maybe I can learn Dutch at least, right?
Corey: So that your, what you just said reminded me about remakes and shit. The original old boy is like one of my favorite movies of all time.
Steve: Great movie.
Corey: And then they remade it and it’s a piece of shit.
Steve: Yeah. Didn’t like the remake wasn’t a fan. Josh Brolin was in it and, uh, yeah, I don’t, there was a kind of a gratuitous sex scene, but I [00:07:00] know why it’s there, because all the events that transpired in the original. It’s part of the story. It’s a major part of the story, but I just didn’t really feel like seeing him thrusting.
Corey: Doing this podcast with you. I’m learning the things you don’t like.
Steve: Yeah, Josh Brolin thrusting. I’m just not a fan.
Corey: The word fuck excessively and Josh Brolin thrusting his hips. Okay.
Steve: I have a, I guess I have a problem with fucking, I don’t know, fucking in some sort of way. Oh God, what is wrong with me? People are gonna be like, Steve’s got sexual issues.
Corey: You’re setting yourself up for failure, my friend.
Steve: I set myself up so bad for failure just then this audience is gonna be like, wow, Steve’s, he’s got some, something going on here. But I will say this though, there’s a sex scene in this and I wasn’t upset. I think it was fine.
Corey: So,
Steve: It was kind of a basic, married couple scene getting interrupted by their child.
Corey: But like, don’t forget the part where this all, for some reason Louise got super horny while she was in the bathroom taking a shower, and the husband walked in and started taking a piss behind her, [00:08:00] and then she just decided she wanted to bang her husband and then she started to do that.
And then again, Patrick shows up in the fucking window of the bedroom. Just starts watching him.
Steve: Yeah. Just completely friggin, staring at them like creepily.
Corey: Yeah
Steve: But, that’s love right there. Where you can just, like your wife will be taking a shower, you’re just pissing behind her because fuck it. And she’s like, I’m good to go. That’s love.
Corey: What’s his obsession with coming into the bathroom and taking a piss when someone’s in the bathroom doing something, later on in the movie, the husband’s in there brushing his teeth, and then the creepy guy comes in and he’s pissing behind him.
Steve: Yeah the family is creepy. First of all, the father, I thought he was like a weird guy, like obviously just didn’t seem like he really had much going on. Actually that part of the story anyways, where he’s taken a little drive with Patrick. He has to go and scream because he just probably doesn’t like his normal life.
Actually, I think he said that he’s not happy
Corey: So I re-watched the movie and I didn’t notice until the second time around that he [00:09:00] was basically driving him to where they were gonna die later.
Steve: Oh, you’re right. That’s the same. I just realized it because I was watching it again too. I didn’t realize that was the same exact spot. Because, the end it’s dark. And then, when they were doing that whole screaming thing, it was, during the day. So it, I just didn’t connect it to for some reason.
But you’re right, he drove him to the scene where he is about to be murdered and yeah, this movie, like this goes back into like the whole slow burn thing. Like it’s just nothing happening really until, what the last 15, 20 minutes if that.
Corey: It’s like one of the best slow burn movies I’ve ever seen because, you know, shit’s gonna hit the fan eventually. Especially like with Abel, the little kid.
Steve: Mm-hmm.
Corey: You know, he is fucked up the whole movie. He never says a word and they tell us it’s because he has some sort of disease.
Steve: Yep.
Corey: And then, yeah, shit hits the fan way later in the movie and you find out why he doesn’t speak. And it’s definitely not that disease that they told us he had.
Steve: Nope. Definitely not.
Corey: Another thing I noticed on my second play [00:10:00] through, I don’t know if you noticed it, the very first scene in the movie was that car of those people that kidnap kids.
Steve: Yep.
Corey: Driving through the woods. Did you notice that?
Steve: I did notice that. I was like, oh that’s interesting. Okay. I didn’t realize it at first too, and maybe I must have been like half watching the first time, but I did notice that the second time around like, oh, that’s the same car. Interesting.
Corey: Yeah, it didn’t click with me until the second time I watched it and then I was like, wow. They kind of told us what was going on in the very beginning.
Steve: Yeah, they did. And that’s exactly what I noticed too, is that it’s good to watch some movies a second time through, and it’s something that I don’t do often, I feel like, especially we’re doing this podcast. Going through and seeing the movie again, you miss those little idiosyncrasies and that’s exactly what happened here. I noticed, like, oh shit. That’s the same car that’s used at the very end. Also, you know what, I wanna put this out there. People, this movie may not be suitable for those that are easily triggered by themes of child abuse and human trafficking.
Corey: Oh no
Steve: Yeah. I was watching him like, oh, this is rough it starts to get rough towards the end where Abel’s being berated by [00:11:00] Patrick and it’s rough to watch.
Corey: The dancing scene.
Steve: Yeah. The dancing scene where they’re just trying to have some fun and he’s getting pissed off because Abel is not dancing better. And he is like he needs to learn how to dance. And like he’s, you know, ripping into him and he is throwing glass and all sorts of stuff. Bjørn and Louise is like, take it easy. He doesn’t have to dance, but he’s making him dance.
Corey: It’s almost like he maybe a pedophile or something because back to that sex scene we were talking about. And after that, Agnes ends up in Patrick, in Karin’s bed, and Patrick’s completely naked next to the daughter.
Steve: Mm-hmm. I noticed that a little messed up and obviously that didn’t sit well with Bjørn and Louise. But one thing I did notice our friend Corey pointed out is that they had so many chances to get the hell out of there, but they just kept going back.
Corey: That’s another thing I didn’t really understand like that one time where they actually packed their shit and left and then Agnes had a fucking meltdown because she left her stuffed bunny behind.
Steve: Mm-hmm.
Corey: And then they went back and then she found out that Bunny was inside the car the whole time. But they stayed anyway the next scene Is Emma having a [00:12:00] good time in the house, making lunch or whatever.
Steve: Yeah. And then, they have that dinner believe right after that. And that’s when Karin starts trying to punish Agnes and starts to just kind of go downhill.
Corey: I’m pretty sure because that’s when Patrick was thanking Louise for helping them in the garden or something like that.
Steve: Okay. It was then but this movie it was tough to watch. It was fine for like the first half and then I started seeing it do that slow burn. It just, it led to like the worst ending. Not the worst ending, I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. The most depressing ending of a movie I’ve probably ever seen other than Maggie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, where his daughter unalives herself after, like slowly dying, turning into a zombie. It’s just like the whole movie is her just turning into a zombie and then unaliving herself at the end.
Corey: Why is that word so funny to me unalive?
Steve: If you say the other thing you get in trouble with, like social media now or whatever, they would never, like, okay, fuck it, if I say she kills herself, right? You get flagged all over the place for some stupid [00:13:00] reason. And it may be because like it has to do with suicide, which I mean sucks. It’s, it’s shitty. But now people are starting to say Unliving.
Corey: You’re right. I don’t want to get canceled on our second episode.
Steve: Can you imagine getting canceled? Like I wouldn’t be surprised. They probably just canceled us because they’re like, fuck these guys. These guys suck. Anyways.
Corey: Yeah. The quickest canceling in podcast history.
Steve: You think so? Shit, I was hoping to on first one.
Corey: I did too. I thought we were gonna get canceled after I was talking about kids dying. But it’s happening again.
Steve: Here we are again talking about this stuff. Oh my God. Oh, can we stop talking about kids dying?
Corey: No man. That’s just our subject matter apparently
Steve: Oh my God. We went so in detail about that scene of the kid getting killed last time. That was absurd. Why did we go so in depth with that?
Corey: Because it was part of the story, it was, uh, a lot of detail that needed to be explained. So people wanted to watch it and it worked because people told me that they wanted to watch it after listener to that episode. Hey, Shudder, pay us.
Steve: Yeah, I know I want that money. Okay. No, it’s fine. Shudder. Maybe one day we’ll work together but Shudder’s got some great stuff. Maybe one day we’ll frigging [00:14:00] review kaka, peepee movies or whatever.
Corey: What in the world?
Steve: Peacock.
Corey: Is that what you were trying to say?
Steve: Yeah. I’d like to say Kaka. Peepee. Whatever the fuck.
Corey: All right. I’ll let it go.
Steve: You’ll let it go.
Corey: Yeah, we’re not gonna edit that one out.
Steve: No, I don’t want to edit that one out. Fuck that. They’re gonna start referring to it as Kaka peepee
Corey: I’m gonna go watch a cock of Peepee movie tonight.
Steve: Oh, I heard Halloween Ends is on Kaka Peepee.
Corey: Well, that perfectly describes that movie, so,
Steve: Yeah. Kaka. Peepee. That one. Okay. This is not an advertisement for Shudder, I assure you, shit, we are running low on time already. This shit happens quick, doesn’t it? We just fucking, we start talking about all sorts of bullshit and go a little off topic and then we’re like, oh, we got 15 minutes left.
Corey: Yeah, that’s perfect.
Steve: I love it. It’s great. That’s why I like doing this. We have to get our shit in quick and then go, okay. So we can talk a little bit about the end, because this is where it really gets fucked up because the whole movie up until the ending was just weird, and then the ending turned into a nightmare. It’s something that’s still doesn’t sit well with me. I don’t know about you.
Corey: Like I said, I [00:15:00] watched it again last night cuz I wanted to be fresh for this and I definitely had trouble falling asleep again last night cuz it left that pit in my stomach.
Steve: It was so rough. It was so rough to watch because they let it happen.
Corey: That line where Louise said why do you do this? And he’s like, because you let me.
Steve: Yep
Corey: Chills, man.
Steve: Yep. And it’s exactly what happened. If I was a father and they were doing this to my child, you better believe I’d be fighting back like crazy. They even had a gun. They had a dull pair of scissors. That’s all they had.
Corey: That was like one of those pair of scissors you get when you’re in fucking kindergarten, like those construction paper scissors.
Steve: Oh yeah. I mean, those things still cut, but Jesus.
Corey: They hacked this little girl’s tongue off with a pair of construction paper, scissors.
Steve: It was awful because they barely even held the mother down. They grabbed the daughter and they just started cutting off her tongue. I’m just, I’m blown away at that the parents didn’t do shit because they had no weapons. They could have easily just actually stopped them and whoop, you do get stabbed by a dull pair of scissors to save your child. Okay. I [00:16:00] mean, that’s something I would do, but they just let it happen. You’re right. Patrick was like, because you let it happen, and that’s exactly what they did.
Corey: So this is basically all, this is the scene that we also find out why Abel isn’t able to speak for the whole movie is because they are basically kidnapping kids and they kill the kid. Like Abel ends up dying. They drown able in a pool, and Abel’s like seven years old for our listeners here.
Steve: Mm-hmm.
Corey: Also disturbing. That’s where we find out that they have like this whole underground ring here where they’re kidnapping kids, cutting their tongues out so they can’t speak.
Steve: Yeah, it’s nuts. I cringed like you wouldn’t believe with that part. I cringed so hard because sometimes when you see stuff like that, It’s just so damn violent and I have no problem with violence, but when it comes to seeing a child’s tongue getting cut off with a dull pair of scissors, my hands were over my face like, oh my God, no.
Corey: The whole idea that she’s getting pulled away from her family. They’re chopping her tongue off and just blood squirting everywhere like you feel for everyone involved except the [00:17:00] people that are doing these terrible things.
Steve: It’s awful. The whole scene is awful, but part of me is like, as a parent, you probably should have did better. You probably should have tried.
Corey: They had multiple opportunities to leave.
Steve: They could have done something to combat them. And then it gets to the end where obviously the daughter gets taken, her tongue’s cut out. The parents are still in the car and they’re just mortified. They’re completely still, they’re distraught. They’re not talking, they’re just completely lethargic.
Corey: Yeah, the look, look on Bjørn’s face was, it said it all really. The actor did really good pulling off that scene.
Steve: Mm-hmm. Yep. And, speaking of pulling off they go back to that place where Bjørn was screaming to let out his anger. Patrick and Karin told them that they should strip their clothes so Bjørn and Louise, they stripped down completely naked.
Patrick and Karin, they take their clothes and they tell Bjørn and Louise to go down a hill and this is gnarly I’m going back to this whole thing, is that they didn’t have any weapons. They could have easily just done something [00:18:00] about this, but they didn’t and I was like, rooting for them to do something. But they just did not, it was very odd.
Corey: You wanna, I was thinking that scene.
Steve: What’s that? What were you thinking?
Corey: What is wrong with Bjørn’s? Dick, did you see that thing.
Steve: Yeah it was like a mushroom coming out of a moss patch.
Corey: Yeah that’s accurate. It was like a little pointed torpedo.
Steve: Yeah, a little guy, you know just kind of hanging out. What is with the pubes by the way? Whenever you see movies and they go like full frontal, giant bush all the time, and I’m like, listen, I keep it nice and clean, like streamlined down there, you know, aerodynamic. And these people, they just, I don’t know if they’re like cold, extra cold down there. They gotta keep it warm. They gotta have a ton of hair or what. There’s a lot going on for these actors.
Corey: I mean, Louise was, was nice, but Bjørn did not give a fuck.
Steve: Bjørn clearly not. Bjørn was hairless over his whole entire body, minus that spot, which was like a giant patch. I think he was just making up for the fact he didn’t have hair anywhere else, and it’s just migrated down there.
Corey: Did he not have hair on his head?
Steve: Oh no, he had hair in his head, but like hairless body that’s what I’m getting at. He likes [00:19:00] swimmer body.
Corey: Okay. Did not notice. I’ll watch it again just for that.
Steve: Yeah. Just make sure when you go back next time, rewatch the scene of them just being naked, standing there. Petrified.
Corey: Perfect.
Steve: Awesome. Best part of the movie. Not really.
Corey: No. The best part is the scissor part. Definitely.
Steve: Oh yeah. Well, so what happens though, after they strip down to nothing, they go down this hill, they’re told to lay down, right?
Corey: They were literally hugging each other and kissing like they knew they were about to get their shit pushed in and all of a sudden Louise gets cracked in the side of the head with a boulder.
Steve: Oh my God. Yeah. And that was it. She went down like a sack of potatoes and it was gnarly too because Patrick and Karin just kept throwing boulders at them and kept doing it until they both died. Part of me was hoping at the end that Bjørn survived and got up and would’ve maybe tried to save his daughter? Nope. They both straight up just were unlived.
Corey: Where was he gonna go? The car drove away.
Steve: Yeah, I know. But yeah, the car drove away. He’s completely naked. It’s probably cold out. He’s beaten and bruised. They’re just [00:20:00] dead. That was a gnarly way to die too, but I felt like they should’ve made some sort of attempt to do something.
Corey: Bjørn did try in the car, but Patrick beat the shit out of him.
Steve: Mm-hmm. Yeah Patrick just like hit him a few times and I guess that was it.
Corey: Louise just sat back and watched it happen, man. She had her popcorn and everything.
Steve: Yep. She was just like, ah, I guess I’m here for the show. Just friggin mowing down popcorn, like, oh my kid’s tongue was just cut out and my husband’s getting beat to shit, but that’s okay. All right. Lemme just, eat the stale ass popcorn you get from friggin AMC or some bullshit.
Corey: I don’t remember how it even happened. So Bjørn, Louise, and Agnes were leaving and did they run outta gas car just break down?
Steve: They got stuck in a field.
Corey: Okay.
Steve: Bjørn runs out, going to look for help and, naturally when he comes back, Louise and Agnes are gone. Because that’s a given. You never leave the friggin family behind.
Corey: Man I feel like shit talking about this.
Steve: Yeah. It’s a rough one to watch. It’s definitely not as silly as Christmas Bloody Christmas. That’s for damn sure. This is very melancholy just a [00:21:00] downer of a movie. It’s just down, it’s nothing but downhill until you get to the very bottom and you’re like, well, this sucks. This is a rough end.
Corey: We don’t by any means, want you guys not to watch this. It’s still a good movie. It’s just the shock factor.
Steve: If you’re gonna watch it, just be prepared that the end is gonna be a pain in the ass. It’s not, it’s not gonna be fun to watch. It’s gonna be miserable.
Corey: You probably won’t sleep or you’ll have trouble sleeping that night. You might throw up your dinner. All right. Probably not, but.
Steve: I mean, you never know. Maybe they’re eating something bad. Maybe they’re eating from frigging, I don’t know, Applebee’s or something.
Corey: What fuck’s wrong with Applebee’s?
Steve: Nothing’s wrong with Applebee’s. I was trying to think of like a place that was just mediocre food. I don’t know. You know, people give me so much shit for liking Olive Garden. I found out that a lot of their stuff is just frozen.
Corey: Welcome to 2022, Steve. I’m glad you finally fucking found that out.
Steve: You know what? I love it. I don’t care. I love their dry ass chicken Parmesan.
Corey: I only go to that shithole when they have that never ending pasta thing in the fall. I love pasta. So
Steve: Oh yeah. When I walk in there I’m like pulling up my belly [00:22:00] at a buffet.
Corey: The other day, we went to Olive Garden. Actually a couple weeks ago. We went on lunch. And, uh, the rest of the day we were fucking useless. I just wanted to just walk into the bathroom and throw a finger down my throat. You know what I’m talking about.
Steve: Oh, I know what you’re talking about. Yeah. I am well aware of that, but whenever I go there, they’re like, oh, okay, you good? I’m like, no, I want another bowl. And then I want another bowl. And they’re just like, okay.
Corey: Just keep ’em coming like at the Chinese buffet.
Steve: Yep, they’re just keep it coming. Just keep giving me bowls. But I don’t fuck around when it comes to all you can eat pasta at Golden Corral. I don’t wanna say Golden Corral.
Corey: Here we go again.
Steve: We’re not talking about Golden Corral again. Geez.
Corey: That’s an Easter egg for you guys.
Steve: You have to watch episode one to understand what I meant by Golden Corral. Olive Garden’s okay, it’s fine. But fact, the fact of the matter is you may lose your lunch watching this frigging movie because I know it’s unsettling.
It’s very unsettling to watch. When I saw that whole scene with the kid’s tongue getting cut off, I cringed and it take a lot for me to cringe unless there’s things [00:23:00] like kids getting their tongues cut out. Anything eye related. Eye or teeth related. It doesn’t sit well with me. But with that in mind, that’s the 30 minutes. Thank you so much for listening to us today. Be sure to check out Speak No Evil. It’s on Shudder. Be prepared for the ending because that sucks. It’s tough to watch. Is what it is, Dimmick, what do you think of the movie in general? Give it like a star rating, thumbs up, whatever. What do you think?
Corey: My review scale I got a four. It wasn’t perfect, I liked it. Again, be prepared, not a lot happens. You might be bored for a little while, but, shit hits a fan, probably after the first hour and it just builds and builds and builds until the scissors come out basically. One of my favorite movies of 2022 Easy.
Steve: Interesting call. The first time I watched it, I was putting together an Ikea filing cabinet, so I was aggravated with that. Maybe the slowness of the movie aggravated me. But then going back and watching the second time, I was like, oh, okay. This is friggin wild. You know what? I might give a 3.5 out of five, maybe do that. I’ll go a little bougie with the point system.
Corey: There we go. I like it.
Steve: You like it? Because [00:24:00] sometimes movies don’t deserve round numbers, so maybe I’ll go a 3.5 out of five. I thought it was great. Slow burn all the way. So you’re just gonna sit there and feel like you’re watching some sort of weird movie with a family that just doesn’t get the other family and then shit hits the fan. But definitely recommend checking it out. Get Shudder. It’s $4 and 75 cents a month. It’s cost cup of coffee. I pay more for my frigging caramel latte at Starbucks. That’s the best way to explain how cheap it.
Corey: You pay that much for a cup of coffee, you’re a fucking idiot.
Steve: I love my caramel lattes.
Corey: You are a bougie bitch.
Steve: I’m really a bougie bitch. I get called that sometimes I don’t know. I like bougie coffee. I like the finer things I guess.
Corey: You go to Starbucks and pay that much for a coffee. Damn.
Steve: Yeah, fuck it. But if I had my way, I would go to some other coffee, like local coffee place. But if Starbucks is there and I feel like having a coffee, I’m getting a carmel latte.
Corey: Whatever. More power to you.
Steve: You can have all the Dunkin Donuts you want
Corey: I don’t like Dunkin either I make my own man my own black coffee.
Steve: Oh, okay. You know what I’ve gotten turned onto is this [00:25:00] Stork coffee. Stork Cold Brew coffee.
Corey: Not familiar. I order from this company called Bones all the time now.
Steve: Alright. Maybe we can get them to sponsor us.
Corey: I’m emailing them this podcast when we’re done with this
Steve: episode.
Perfect. Because you know, we’re talking about bones. It makes sense. Horror podcast Bones, black coffee sells itself.
Corey: Maybe Starbucks too.
Steve: Oh yeah, maybe, maybe I’ll hit the CEO.
Corey: They’ll mark us as spam as soon as I email them.
Steve: Oh, yeah. Well, I’ll hit up the CEO and, I don’t know, maybe we’ll talk.
Corey: Well, good luck. Let me know how it goes.
Steve: Yeah. I’ll let you know. I’ll let you know.
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Corey: And I’m Corey.
Steve: And have a good one.Corey: Catch you next time.